The easiest thing to do in India is TO GET MARRIED.
You want a house on rent?! Way too difficult.
You want to enroll for a good course at a premier institute?! Breaking news! You're unlikely to get past the doors, 'coz there's reservation for the backward!
You want a job?! That's tough bro! Ain't nobody tell you before?!
You have a job, but you'd like to save some money?! Nahh! You're not in luck, 'coz you're gonna be taxed heavily for committing the crime of working hard.
You have the zeal of an entrepreneur?! Forget it! The licence dept. will screw you so bad, you'll be zeal-less in no time.
You want to make movie or write a book?! You won't find a producer or publisher,
You want to enroll for a good course at a premier institute?! Breaking news! You're unlikely to get past the doors, 'coz there's reservation for the backward!
You want a job?! That's tough bro! Ain't nobody tell you before?!
You have a job, but you'd like to save some money?! Nahh! You're not in luck, 'coz you're gonna be taxed heavily for committing the crime of working hard.
You have the zeal of an entrepreneur?! Forget it! The licence dept. will screw you so bad, you'll be zeal-less in no time.
You want to make movie or write a book?! You won't find a producer or publisher,
But fret not my friend: You can get MARRIED!
-No qualifications? No problem. Somebody will MARRY you.
-No job, no income? No worries! Somebody will still MARRY you and even arrange for the finances
-You think you're not much of a looker? Silly! Somebody thinks you're a Greek god or goddess as long as you talk MARRIAGE.
-No house to live in?! Get MARRIED and voila! Renting a place is super easy!
-Are you still in two minds?! Thinking if Hrithik/ Suzanne, Konkona/ Ranvir didn't last, what are your chances?! Be positive! If the first time doesn't last, you can get MARIED again, and yet again...
-About that start-up, movie or book idea, just make sure it has the word MARRIAGE in it somewhere. And the millionaire club is waiting to welcome you.
-No qualifications? No problem. Somebody will MARRY you.
-No job, no income? No worries! Somebody will still MARRY you and even arrange for the finances
-You think you're not much of a looker? Silly! Somebody thinks you're a Greek god or goddess as long as you talk MARRIAGE.
-No house to live in?! Get MARRIED and voila! Renting a place is super easy!
-Are you still in two minds?! Thinking if Hrithik/ Suzanne, Konkona/ Ranvir didn't last, what are your chances?! Be positive! If the first time doesn't last, you can get MARIED again, and yet again...
-About that start-up, movie or book idea, just make sure it has the word MARRIAGE in it somewhere. And the millionaire club is waiting to welcome you.
In India, the easiest thing to do is TO GET MARRIED! And it's a sacred duty that you owe to your ancestors.
P.S. - If you're a foreigner reading this post, and finding it difficult to tie the knot in your country, all you need to do is to buy a ticket and fly out to India!! Somebody is waiting to MARRY you. And guess what?! You can do it in the Maharaja style!
